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Joke of the Day

"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""

"Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer? Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)"

"I like my women like I like my coffee Still a little bit warm"

"I saw a man with a several rabbits on his head today... When I inquired as to why he had rabbits on his head, he simply stated ""From a distance they look like hares"""

"My 5-year-old refused to eat her dinner because Netflix was running slow. At least she picked a worthy cause for her hunger strike."

"I'm ""don't flash your headlights at someone who doesn't have theirs on bc they will come and kill you"" years old."

"As I waved my gun in their faces, I thought to myself ""What kinda weird bank has children, clowns, presents, & balloons all over the place?"""

"I saw a ""news"" report about this guy in India who was born with five penises. *His underwear fits like a glove.*"

"I installed some new Humbuckers on my guitar. Now the ladies call me a pickup artist."

"What is common with overly attracted girlfriend and bubblegum on a carpet They both say: I'm stuck on you. Edit: wrote it wrong Edit: corrected spelling"