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Joke of the Day
"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."
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"Why put it in my calendar when I can just wait until someone texts me ""Where the hell are you?"""
"D&D character name I'm going to make a half man half horse cleric and name it centaur for disease control"
"If you're a girl and you get a ticket for going 5-10 over the speed limit, you might want to think about plastic surgery."
"The boy is putting whipped cream on the cat. I think he may have overheard a conversation he didn't understand quite so well."
"The difference between an European that feels fat and an American that feels the same? The European goes to the gym, the American goes to Jim's."
"What do you call a black man flying an airplane? a pilot"
"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"
"Two greek anarchists are sitting together making molotov cocktails. One says ""so, who are we going to throw these at?"" the other replies: ""what are you, a fucking intellectual?"""
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?"