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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs."

"Black Friday sales keep getting earlier and earlier Ferguson got a huge jump on things this year."

"What do you call Israelis that overly spray tan? Orange Jews!"

"What do you call it when you get ripped from steroid use? Ill-gotten gains"

"Why did the Libertarian cross the road? Fuck you, none of your business. Am I being detained?"

"Have you heard about Henry the brown-nosed reindeer? He's just as fast as Rudolf, he just can't stop as quick"

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"What do you call a counterfeit receipt for a memory consultant? A Freudilent slip."

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. They are very efficient, and have no sense of humor."

"OK. I just got a text message from a number I don't know. It says: ""I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!!!"" I'm terrified but kind of impressed, too."