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Joke of the Day
"My biggest fear in life is dying from the .01% of germs that the hand sanitizer doesn't kill."
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said...""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"LPT: To clean all your clothes on laundry day Do laundry naked"
"How many PETA members does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything."
"Let's hear your best ""my penis is so big"" jokes My dick is so big that at birth, instead of spanking me, the doctor smashed me with a bottle of champagne"
"Why did Boba Fett work alone? Because he was hunting Solo."
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber, you pervert!"
"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"
"Wanna hear a joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay's man house knock knock you: who's there? the chicken."
"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"