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Joke of the Day
"For girls who are trying to tan... I'll teach you how to sin ;)"
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"What do you call a naked skateboarder? A scab."
"Some Days you're the dog and some days the hydrant."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"What do particle physicists like to drink? Pina colliders."
"Sex is easy... Telling your dad he's pregnant isn't."
"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"
"The National Shredded Cheese Council just endorsed Donald Trump for president... They're ready to make America grate again."
"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."
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