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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump discovers porn I bet Donald Trump was pretty disappointed when he typed ""BBW"" in the Pornhub search bar, and videos of Big Beautiful Walls didn't pop up..."

"'Appearances can be deceiving' said my fortune cookie message; then I realized I've cracked open a snail."

"Beef jerky is just a cow raisin"

"What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."

"Doctor said only clear liquids before surgery. Vodka should qualify just fine."

"What is a toad's favorite kind of beer? One with a lot of hops."

"My dad is hung but then again, everything seemed bigger when I was a kid."

"FACT: If you can trick a British person into saying their name backwards, they have to become your butler."

"You might be a redditor if You clicked."