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Joke of the Day
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door."
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"If I was a smart thief, do you know what I would rob? A book store."
"""Mickey Mouse, you want to divorce Minnie cause she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy"""
"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"
"Tea without sugar isn't ""unsweetened tea"". It's. Just. Tea."
"What do a Jewish mother-in-law and 60 Minutes have in common? They both always start with tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
"*throws coin in fountain* stranger: can you not do that? Me: just want my wish to come true S: this is a drinking fountain m: wish came true"
"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"
"I admit I thought cloning Wanda Sykes 10,000 times was a dumb idea, but looks like the TSA managed to hire all of them"
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."