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Joke of the Day
"I think my coworkers are gay Every time I walk by, they mumble ""what an ass"""
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"My wife got mad at me for starting another British TV series... I said, ""don't worry, it'll be over soon."""
"What did one orphan say to the other orphan? ""ROBIN, GET IN THE BATMOBILE!"""
"If Hooters had delivery, would they be called knockers?"
"Donald Trump truly made history... Winning an argument against a woman."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i closer together... Because *you* are an *idiot*."
"It's my birthday, so here's a related joke. Why are birthdays good for you? - - - - - Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest."
"What's red and not there? No tomatoes."
"How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Whatever it says in the book."
"My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home."