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Joke of the Day
"What does the Israeli Defense Force call their firebombs? Mazel-tov Cocktails"
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"What did the male eskimo say to the female eskimo right before having sex? I'm gunna fuck you Inuit pussy."
"Jogging has never helped my memory."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"
"Two tips for faster jogging: hot guy in front of you and creepy dude behind"
"I sometimes watch birds and wonder ""If I could fly who would I shit on?"""
"What do you call a snarky criminal walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."
"My boss accused me of having OCD... I soon put him in his place."
"Why did the short guy lose the basketball game? Because he four feet."
"Wait, 12 years a slave isn't about marriage?"