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Joke of the Day

"Where do Squarells live? In Geometrees. I am not embarrassed to say I made this up two weeks ago while teaching quadrilaterals. The groan from my students could be heard for miles."

"I was in a highbrow bar at the Ritz Carlton, and their Pianist was asking folks for requests. I said to him, ""Can you play an Etude by Chopin?"" He replied, ""Which one?"" I responded, ""The composer."""

"Firing Victoria of IAMA"

"Groaner Running out of sausage is a busy pizza maker's wurst nightmare."

"Attention r/Jokes! Will the real Steven Hawking please stand up?"

"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"

"I had a colonoscopy done the other day and I think it went really well... As I was walking out I overheard the nurses talking about me and I could hear one saying ""What an asshole!"""

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I'm excited to see how they turn out."

"To the fat people who get offended when someone makes a fat joke, I have two words for you: Lighten up."