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Joke of the Day

"Jesus is really mad at me, and I don't know why. I even said have a good friday!"

"Apparently ""You probably don't hear this a lot, but I think you're quite attractive"" isn't a very good pickup line."

"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."

"Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!"

"I tried building a robotic midget... but it had a short circuit."

"I think my washing machine used to belong to Usain Bolt. It has a setting for fast coloureds."

"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"As a purple faced man I long to meet a purple faced woman someday... Don't hold your breath"

"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"