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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator? A little con-descending"
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"Yo momma so smart, that she left you under the bridge long time ago. (Yeap its 51% original joke)"
"Every night someone breaks into my house & dresses me for the next day. I guess I'd be more upset if it wasn't saving me time in the morning"
"Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her licker."
"""Only God can judge me"" People who've never been to Whole Foods."
"Can women really make you a millionaire?? The answer is YES only if you are already a billionaire"
"What did the horny toad say when designing a sex toy? Ribbit *Credit goes to Brian, random guy sitting next to me on couch."
"What did the grape say when he was caught in bed with another fruit? ""It was just a momentary lapse of raisin!"""
"Sometimes I think I want to have a baby but then I wake up the next morning still holding my beer and I think maybe not"
"4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library"