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Joke of the Day
"Kinda cool how they based an entire country off of Mexican food."
Next Joke
"A fish angrily clutches an umbrella, furious he's still getting wet"
"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."
"Funny how arguing works. We're all ""You clearly disagree with me, so I will now repeat my point with steadily increasing levels of volume"""
"Did ya hear about the woman with five legs? Her knickers fitted her like a glove."
"I really hope we can call ninjas with red hair ""ginjas""."
"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"
"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul..."
"I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster."