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Joke of the Day

"The perfect knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"

"Why do stormtroopers make good drivers? They won't ever hit anything."

"i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect"

"I got a new pair of gloves today but they're both 'lefts' Which, on the one hand, is great"

"Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun."

"Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for ""fun."" We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity"

"Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI? For giving arms to Iraq."

"My therapist told me I lack focus. I told him I liked his new desk."

"What do a dildo and soybeans have in common? They're both used as a meat substitute."

"Your Majesty, the peasants are revolting! I know, I wish they would wash..!"