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Joke of the Day

"What's similar between an angry cow and one of the most easily detected leptonic decay channels of the z boson? They've both got a muon!"

"What's harder than beating Alabama twice? Beating LSU once, Geaux Tigers!!!"

"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."

"I pretty much spend all day, every day, just looking forward to going back to sleep."

"I went shopping for some camouflage trousers earlier. Couldn't find a pair anywhere."

"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."

"How did Samwell Tarly survive against white walkers? survival of the fattest"

"I once auditioned for ""Man Laying Fertilizer"" in a commercial, and afterward, they asked me to do it again but to keep in mind hes straight."

"Martin asked David ""In which state does the Ohio River run?"" David answered with cool ""In the liquid state."""

"You're like a brand new pencil pointless"