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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who won't get off your lawn? A grasshole."
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"I heading to the beach and i'm going to sneak up from behind annoying couples who are watching the sunset, and pee all over them"
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaah!"
"Two birds are sitting on a perch. One bird says to the other, ""Do you smell fish?"""
"A robot nervously gets into a hammock. Stiff as a board and holding on for dear life, he looks to his friend and screams ""TAKE THE PICTURE!"""
"Strange new trend in the work office started. People have been writing names on the food. Today I ate some pizza named John."
"There are 2 things that I absolutely hate: The first is racism And the second is sitting next to a black in the bus."
"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."
"If you hit people hard enough with a tennis racket they turn into waffles."
"I'll never understand the appeal of TV shows about food. To me that's like listening to the Victoria Secret Fashion Show on the radio."