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Joke of the Day

"Small children who dress as Batman must be forced to fight crime. To teach them a lesson, about lying"

"Say what you want... ...about deaf people..."

"A Mexican magician says: ""on the count of three, I will disappear..."" and he went: ""onu, dos..."" and POOF! he disappeared without a trace"

"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."

"What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy? ""Make me one with everything."""

"So I was having sex with a crazy girl. I was fucking insane ..."

"I'm No Gynaecologist... ...but I know a cunt when I see one."

"Men are fun to argue with, because even IF they win... they lose."

"Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting."