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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a bodybuilder to get him to repeat you? No Whey"
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"What does a 9 volt battery and a girls ass have in common? You know you shouldn't, but you're gonna lick it eventually."
"What goes *clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop*? An Amish drive by shooting."
"How do you disappoint a redditor? [removed]"
"Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? Because he only made a good buccaneer."
"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."
"I've got a 100 question vocab quiz this friday on 9/11... Well I guess I'm gonna bomb it"
"What do you call a fake pasta? An impasta."
"A sober Irishman arrives goes home after work... That's it."
"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce unionized."