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Joke of the Day

"What does a 9 volt battery and a girls ass have in common? You know you shouldn't, but you're gonna lick it eventually."

"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"A chickpea goes to a liberal arts college... What's its major? Falafelphy"

"4 words Donald Trump Presidential Library"

"Whats the Difference Between Hitler and Stalin? Hitler Hit. Stalin Stalled."

"How do police informants begin their jokes? Nark Nark"

"What do you call a broken snake? A reptile dysfunction."

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."

"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."