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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?"

"What thinks the unthinkable? An itheberg"

"My grandad always used to say to me that the best part of fighting is the make-up sex. Which would probably explain his short lived career as a boxer."

"Here's a funny joke... Civil Forfeiture."

"Who would won in a wrestling match; Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit..."

"Someone asked me if I'd ever taken ecstasy I said, ""No, but I've given it a few times."""

"Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone. "

"""Blown out of all proportion"" ... .. is a cliche you don't see every day of the week."

"If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents."

"What does a gang member do when he arrives at work first thing in the morning? He Glocks in"