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Joke of the Day

"I should try my hand at high stakes poker because I'm pretty good at keeping a straight face when knowingly using an expired coupon."

"Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets."

"What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't gotten the box open yet."

"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."

"People with dysgraphia (inability to spell) also tend to answer arithmetical problems in an unpredictable, seemingly random matter. According to them, you can't spell ""calculation"" without ""luck""."

"Prince The artist formally known as alive"

"My friend is afraid of fruit. So I told him to grow a pear."

"Friends don't force friends to watch 'funny' YouTube videos."

"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they are extremely efficient and they dont have any humor."

"You're the shampoo in the eyes of my life."