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Joke of the Day

"Heard this one at the bar last night: Women are good for 70 things... Making sandwiches and 69."

"Contrary to the rest of America, Twitter runs on drunken."

"Told my girlfriend that there was a party in my pants and that she was invited. She asked if it was a search party :("

"What's the difference between OP and Fed-Ex?"

"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"

"Just saw a bug change its mind about going into a McDonalds."

"Why was Sir Lancelot too tired to jump over the moat? He didn't get a good knight's leap. Wakka wakka!"

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."

"Clickbaits seem so obvious... Just like this one."

"How do Christians eat their icecream? They Catholick it."