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Joke of the Day
"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."
Next Joke
"You remind me of my pinkie toe because I know I'm eventually going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my place."
"I watched my first Porn the other day I looked so much younger back then!"
"Remember in 90's movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That's what happens when I walk in a buffet."
"Why do old man's penises have low increases in size? because old men have low young's modulus"
"Friends are like penguins If you stab it, it dies."
"A man's work is never done. ""...Something both men and women can agree on!"""
"Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up."
"How do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream"
"What is an Italian's favorite type of breakfast? *Serie-a*l"