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Joke of the Day

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."

"If Trump replaces Obama in the white house, then we can all say... Orange is the new Black. Thanks, ~~I'll see myself out.~~ Apparently, I don't need to."

"Tony the Tiger knows that Chuck Norris is G-R-E-A-T!"

"I used to go fishing with Skrillex... but he kept dropping the bass :("

"The best joke you'll never hear"

"I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair."

"yesterday i bought stamps & mailed something just like our ancestors the dinosaurs!"

"when ur watchig netflix alone in bed and the scene blacks out so u see ur own reflection r u suposed to smile at urself? help i feel awkward"

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."

"What's your favorite blonde joke? What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack it, the mosquito stops sucking."