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Joke of the Day

"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should: Go for it, slow down, or just stop."

"What do you call an effeminate Japanese man with radiation sickness, AIDS and hemorrhegic fever? Ebola Gay."

"What did one turnip say to the other? We're white and bulbous, just like America"

"So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage."

"Instead of a sock on your door, hang a doughnut. Not only is Doughnut Disturb hilarious, you provide a snack for your now homeless roommate."

"Short Brit joke. Imagine bonfire night in America. The population would go down before you can even say 'happy bonfire night'"

"How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish? You give her a test tickle."

"If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food."

"Yo momma so fat, that when god said ""let there be light"" she had to move over. In light of the recent yo momma jokes on this sub."

"A double amputee was brought in for questioning after a shooting at a local convenience store. Police released the man soon after they discovered he was unarmed."