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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian but an awful lot of light bulbs. (*smash*)"

"My catchphrase is ""Just smell the money, baby"". I can't use it yet (I don't have money), please don't steal it"

"Mugger: Gimme yer wallet & don't do nuthin dumb Me: That's a double negative, my friend. Unlike Romance languages, English - hey, come back"

"Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29."

"Pedophile Kids who are scared of pedophiles really need to grow up."

"They put babies on packages of toilet paper because that's what we used to wipe with before scientists discovered they grow up into people"

"Why did my Exotic Bird Startup Store fail? I didn't have enough seed money."

"How did the bottle of whiskey laugh? ...wryly."

"What did sushi A say to sushi B? WASABI!!!"

"""You hang UP."" ""No, YOU hang UP."" - Movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for Up."