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Joke of the Day
"Know why you can't play bingo with Japanese people They all scramble for cover when you call B-29."
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"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"
"What do you call a man with a penis in the middle of his face? Fuck nose."
"I swallowed a piece of Lego the other day I was shitting bricks."
"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."
"Me: How awful do I look? Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on? Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No."
"Jesus might love me but my girlfriend gives me blowjobs so religion is stupid."
"What did the white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line."
"Arteries have a special place in my heart"
"The bouncer was kicking me out & I put up my finger for him 2 wait,while I chugged the rest of my drink.All he could say was: Are U serious?"