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Joke of the Day

"Robin Williams dead. Police suspect arson, but I Doubtfire."

"George Clooney has done so much for the world. All of it to try to get us to forget that he was a terrible Batman."

"Start a Reddit for GF Earn more karma on her account than mine."

"My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded"

"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"

"How to ruin a movie with one word... **Batman Begins** College **The Longest Yard** Sale **Charlotte's Web** Cam Add your own in the comments!"

"Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool? Because they kept dropping their trunks...."

"I just whispered ""Come at me, bro"" to a bug and it ran towards me, so now I'm in my car driving away from my old life."

"I knew early on my marriage was doomed. I'm a Virgo and she's a bitch..."

"Roses are brown, Violets are brown.. Who the fuck took a shit in my garden?"