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Joke of the Day
"Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head."
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"Someone told me to make a philosphy joke. My response: I Kant."
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess we're wombmates!"
"I almost hit a deer tonight. But then he took back what he said about my mom and we hugged it out. Back to having zero haters, feels good."
"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."
"What a gay spermatozoide says to an other gay sermatozoide ? Damn dude i can't See anything through all That Shit."
"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar... ...well it could happen."
"Just finished leg day with my new trainer and now I need to replace the stairs in my house with an elevator. Or shower in the kitchen sink?"
"Q: If Rodham gets health care Bentsen gets treasury and Aspin gets defense what does Gore get? A: Coffee."
"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll hang back with these two"