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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

"How many blonde jokes are there? One... The rest are true stories."

"Why did the elephant paints it's toes red? So he could hide in the cherry tree."

"While sitting on the couch my wife said ""I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops."" Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate."

"A black guy, an illegal alien, a Muslim, and a communist walk into a bar... The bartender asks, ""What can I get you Mr. President?"" ;-P"

"I hate proof reading. I like to think that whatever I wrote the first time around is already perefct."

"I invited a few friends to an orgy I was hosting... Everyone came."

"What do you call a dad without jeans? A potato."

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a cat."