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Joke of the Day
"Romans were rich, Romans had feasts! But for the love of god stay away from their priests!"
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"Hey Jude. I ran out of advice, so I'm just going to go nah nah nah nah for the next nine minutes."
"Whenever I lose a follower I assume they died and the family had the account removed, because hello! I'm amazing!!"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes a doctor and two nurses to get it out."
"It's chilly this morning. I should let my nipples do the typing."
"Crazy sister put: ""I had a child very young so I had to mature quickly"" on her resume once. Put her email address as MONKEYTUSHIES87 too."
"Why do men like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time."
"I have finally figured out how to clone a human being! Needless to say, I am beside myself."
"How do you bury a pothead? Coughin'"
"Watched Avatar again and long story short, can you untie my ponytail from this horse?"