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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't change anything."
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"The fastest and most deadly land mammal is a woman who has noticed another woman flirting with her man."
"What's the best iPhone app for telling a kid he's adopted?"
"[Family Feud] What's your answer?! *whispers into microphone* Please help me, I don't even know these people"
"So I accidentally sent nudes to everyone in my address book. Worst part about it? Cost me a small fortune in postage stamps."
"How do you catch a unique bird? Unique up on it."