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Joke of the Day
"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."
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"I like my slaves like I like my coffee: Free."
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"A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are watching a little boy play... The Priest says, ""I want to screw him."" The Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"Hear about the guy whose brother cut off his leg below the ankle? Treachery was a foot."
"Dude, I can't tweet AND know when the light turns green. I'm pretty, not magical."
"Woman goes to the doctor... Woman goes to the doctor and says, ""Everytime I sneeze I have an orgasam."" The doctor asks, ""What have you been doing for it?"" She replies, ""Snorting pepper."""
"Did you hear about the Pharaoh getting kicked out of the Grammy's? I guess that's what happens when you toot on Common."
"Constipated people don't give a crap."