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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers? A redneck virgin"

"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."

"Did you hear Apple is going into the wine business? Their vineyard will produce every varietal of wine... except ports."

"How does a Mathematician hang them selves? With a hypotenuse."

"What is the favourite meal of pakistani taliban members? Tikka Malala"

"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""

"I feel there's still hope for this world every time my computer's spellcheck doesn't recognize Kardashian."

"What's a Canadian Anarchist's favorite shape? A circle, eh."

"Fishermen hate himyou'll never guess this one strange item he uses to catch more fish than anyone else Click bait"

"I Like My Coffe Like I Like My Slaves Free"