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Joke of the Day

"How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!"

"Donald Trump has written several books on business... and they all end in chapter eleven. Credit to Triumph for that one."

"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"

"Newspapers The paperboy didn't deliver my newspaper this morning, so I snuck next door and took the neighbours. In hindsight, kidnapping might have been a little excessive"

"Sorry I said ""nice phone"" when you showed me a photo of your baby."

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"What do you call a black man who flies a plane for a living? A pilot you fucking racist!"

"I'd give anything to be a philanthropist. That is all."

"I'm glad we finally have a strong leader I mean Putin has how many years of experience? The states are in good Russian hands."

"We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins. Merica."