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Joke of the Day
"Leo finally won an Oscar. His acting must have been a solid 5/7."
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"You know why you can't scare a gay guy? Because they're not fucking pussies"
"How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground? ""DUCK!"" How do you get a kid up and running? ""GOOSE!"""
"Algorithm Word used by programmers when they don't want to explain what they did."
"I don't know what the question is.. But violins is not the answer."
"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."
"What do you say to Jennifer Anniston after she has been stabbed? So noone told you knife was gonna be this way?"
"So i made a joke about paper.. but it was tearable"
"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"
"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."