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Joke of the Day

"Definition of a Masochist... *Definition of a Masochist:* ***""Beat me! Beat me!""*** *Definition of a Sadist:* ***""No!""***"

"What are Mario's overalls made out of? Denim denim denim."

"Preacher: God's love is unconditional! Me: Then why is there a hell? Preacher:...... Me: Your move."

"Mall walkers: never has anyone taken so seriously something that's so seriously ridiculous."

"im dating: britney spears rn"

"What do you call a bus on its way to Comic Con? Virgin Mobile"

"TIFU by giving someone the wrong sandwich at a deli Whoops, wrong sub"

"What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !"

"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."

"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."