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Joke of the Day
"The dishwasher is making weird noises. Probably because she's outside chopping firewood."
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"Headline: ""Female-named hurricanes kill more than male hurricanes because people don't respect them, study finds"". AKA, ""My eye is up here""."
"When my wife wants my opinion, she'll give it to me."
"If people had to spell something correctly before being allowed to criticize it, the internet would be a far more peaceful place."
"Why can't short people cook? Because the steaks are too high."
"What does Vin Diesel call ""pin the tail on the donkey""? Fasten the furry ass."
"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."
"My favorite Spice Girl was Coriander Connie. (She was crushed by a falling air conditioner before their first album came out)"
"Why did the skeleton not go to prom? He had no *body* to go with!!! As told by a Professor, in a serious Aerospace class, reading off of Laffy Taffy."
"What's your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon? Mine's embalming fluid."