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Joke of the Day
"The hard truth is like poetry... ...most people hate hearing it."
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"Slaves be like ""Oh, you worked four years for your Bachelors?"" I worked 50 for my Masters"
"Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!"
"""Nailed it."" -inventor of crucifixion"
"What kind of zoo has no animals except for a small, yappy dog? A shih tzu"
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."" - Wayne Gretzky - Melania Trump"
"Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches? Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!"
"What's black and white and red all over A biracial couple in a knife fight"
"Why do melons have fancy weddings? Because they cantelope!"
"2000 years ago somewhere in the Middle East 'I do not care who your father is. When I am out here fishing you do not walk on the water...'"