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Joke of the Day
"Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera."
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"What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper? ""Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."""
"The lady next door ran over my cat. She said she'd replace it, so I asked her how good she was at catching mice. Courtesy of Mary Poppins."
"I'm writing a book about a child who suffers from SIDS But considering turning it into a short story"
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer"
"What do you call a chicken without feathers? Dinner!"
"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"
"how many babies does it take to paint a wall. depends how hard you throw them"
"I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake."
"My parents went to Southeast Asia and all I got was this Laosy t-shirt."