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Joke of the Day
"Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera."
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"I'm gonna name my daughter Retarded So I can say yes whenever someone asks me if I am fucking retarded"
"Did you hear about the power surge across the street? I heard it was a shocking experience."
"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""
"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."
"[speed dating] Anyway, do you have a baby hedgehog? ""No."" *I take a deep breath and roll my eyes* [timer beeps]"
"I used to be a people person, but apparently collecting people in your basement is frowned upon."
"Men are like roses. But watch out for the pricks."
"What's the strongest muscle on a pig? The hamstring."
"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."