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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall? An erection"
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"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"
"I just ate 4 cans of alphabet soup. I'm going to have the best vowel movement."
"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."
"Confusing prank: Obtain a grizzly bear, name it Love then call 911 and say that Love is tearing you apart"
"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"
"I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper.... It's just so shitty"
"I wish there was a ""skip this ad"" button that I could use when talking to annoying people in real life."
"What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common? Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)"
"I should probably do some housework before they try to film the next Febreeze commercial here."