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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
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"What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games? The liver"
"Knock-knock. (""Who's there?"") Control freak. Now say ""Control freak who?"""
"How long did it take for the police to catch the man running in his underwear? It was a brief chase..."
"What is the difference between chicken and blondes ? The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting ."
"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"
"Pro Tip: If you see a girl shake the gas nozzle after filling up, she's got a wiener."
"What do Mexican jokes have in common with black jokes? Once you know Juan, you know Jamal"
"The hitchhiker A guy with 3 eyes, one leg, and no arms is hitchhiking. Suddenly a nice English gent pulls over and says ""eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless, hop in."""
"When is a door not a door? When its ajar xD"