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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a Nazi drive past me at 88 mph Probably going Back to the Fuhrer"

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"So many mixed messages in the media. Titanic tells us ""never let go."" Frozen says ""let it go."" Smdh"
"Whats the biggest cause of child molestation Sexy kids."
"Two blondes were walking down the railroad tracks. The first blonde said ""man, these steps are killing me!"" The second one said ""it's not the steps that are killing me, it's these low hand rails!"""
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *choking noise*"
"Where do you buy a baby? Hole Foods."
"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"
"Leprecauns and gay guys must end up at the same places a lot."
"My son fed half of the petting zoo. That was the best way to dispose of the body."
"Here's my review of the sun: One star."