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Joke of the Day

"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"

"Why is Time a whore? Because she fucks everybody."

"What do you call a Russian sovereign with dwarfism and a taste for both men and women? A little bizar"

"Think of this election like turning on a racetrack You do have two decisions but it probably won't be right."

"Doctor Who was still hungry after dinner.... So he went back four seconds."

"Mayweather decides to teach his son how to hit on girls. With fists"

"My wife...she says I can be a jerk some times I think it's nice of her to give me permission like that."

"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."

"Why did the billionaire keep winning at Poker? He played his Trump card."

"What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!"