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Joke of the Day

"As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie."

"I just found out that Norway has the highest cost of living in Europe... ... I couldn't A-Fjord to live there."

"I'll go to extreme lengths to get the last bit of toothpaste from the tube but I'll also watch 2 hrs of Nick Jr if I can't reach the remote."

"You could call today ""Christmas Adam"" Because Adam came before Eve."

"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."

"""How much for this melted ghost?"" Sir that's a bed sheet ""You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"" This is a Macys"

"I invited OJ Simpson to my Thanksgiving dinner. He's good at carving white meat."

"When I play rock paper scissors I always pick Rock because Dwayne Johnson shows up and punches my opponent."

"My family is starting to catch on to my ""I died"" excuse."

"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"