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Joke of the Day

"I raped a blind woman the other day. She didn't see me coming."

"How does a flight of steps check out a woman? It stares."

"several animals were harmed in the making of this film. a piece of shit horse nobody liked and a gecko that we straight up lost"

"What was the console gamer's New Years Resolution? 1280x720"

"why did the lawyer of a satanist go to hell because he was playing devils advocate"

"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"

"The universe contains protons,neutrons,electrons and morons."

"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."

"*shows up to date with broken nose* ""What happened?"" Hurt myself playing football ""How?"" Threw the controller at a wall and it bounced back"

"How many men do you need to defend Paris? I have no idea. Nobody ever tried."