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Joke of the Day

"You could introduce a raccoon to a walrus as ""my Grandpa Steven,"" and neither would bat an eye. THAT'S WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT ANIMALS."

"They named a cricket tournament after my friend's grandfather. They call it the ashes for a reason."

"Mimosa's The morning after pill for an alcoholic's hangover."

"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."

"I like to believe in solipsism... ...but other people prove me wrong."

"What do you do for a frog with a belly ache? Rubbit."

"What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados? GuacaMole!"

"I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing."

"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."

"I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London He had a Spockney accent."