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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jewish men circumsised? Because Jewish women only touch things 20% off."
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"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."
"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."
"Linda, this is embarrassing, but when I sent that email that you were poetry in motion I meant to type pottery. You look like a jug."
"I'm taking part in the Hillsborough triathlon today! Football, squash, and fencing."
"Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole? Isn't this using the internet backwards?"
"People say love is the best feeling ever. However I think finding a toilet right away when you have diarrhea is better."
"Son, I've made some questionable decisions in life & I must go away for awhile to face the consequences. How I tell my 5yo I'm off to poop"
"New Year's is just a holiday created by calendar companies who don't want you reusing last year's calendar."
"Deer nuts and beer nuts What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a buck fifty and deer nuts are under a buck."