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Joke of the Day

"What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio."

"What do you call a mexican who last his car? Juaquin."

"What is the rudest part of the body? The privates. They're either dicks or cunts."

"Last 4th I remember watching the fireworks on the TV In hindsight, that probably wasn't the best place to light them"

"I designed a website for orphans. There isn't a homepage."

"What kind of tree likes a high five? A palm tree"

"ME ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ? My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

"Why are bodybuilders great pallbearers? They're fantastic dead lifters"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."

"We didn't like Granny sliding down the banister so we wrapped it with barbed wire. She didn't stop but it sure slows her up."