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Joke of the Day
"My friend's son really has trouble reading and writing. I told him he's probably quite unliterate."
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"Why doesn't Santa have kids? He only comes once a year"
"I think that laziest animals must be the animals in the seas. There is Sawshark, Hammerheadshark, Electric eel. Still not a single one house completed."
"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."
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"What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect? Edifice Rex"
"Donald Trump walks into a Mexican Bar."
"Why is it good for a mason to live in constant fear? That way he just shits bricks."