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Joke of the Day

"Two part joke Q. How does an elephant hide in an apple tree? A. He paints his balls red. Q. What's the loudest sound in Africa? A. Giraffes eating apples."

"What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show? A roll model"

"How can you tell a mechanic recently had sex? He has 1 clean finger. src: heard on radio yesterday"

"Clinton is MY president! His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency -Sent from internet explorer"

"This joke isn't fast. It's not slow either. I guess it's just half-fast."

"What happens when someone overdoses on Viagra? They die hard."

"Hey guys, does anyone have an averagely long horror story that just ends in a pun? Any comments appreciated!"

"I had a friend who used to draw on her eyebrows. One day, she accidentally drew them to high. When I told her, she looked surprised."

"My toddler tried out and age aproporiate pickup line ""Hey baby, you've got some fiiiiiiine motor skills."""

"What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse? A receding hare line."